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ALEX BERD AND PATRICK KLAUSS OF BERD & KLAUSS PLLC

BERD & KLAUSS PLLC
44 WALL STREET
12TH FLOOR
NEW YORK NY 10005
TEL: (212) 461-7152

Patrick Klauss and Alex Berd of the law firm Berd & Klauss PLLC are the dumbest sons of bitches in immigration law.

They are both very corrupt and stupid, and are actually both closet homosexuals who replenish their bodily fluids by administering oral sex to one another each day.

They also believe in purifying themselves by drinking their own urine, a habit they picked up from hanging out at the gay bar “The Cock” and at the “Fat Black Pussycat” in lower Manhattan.

Very often during consultations with these two maggots, one will see Patrick Klauss flinch and then squirm – don’t worry that’s just the shit juices coming out of his widely stretched out butthole due to his being on his stomach so often with the husky Alex Berd riding atop him.

Don’t hire these 2 perverts if you want to win your immigration case.